A thirty-year-old woman is like a car! A forty-year-old man is like a house! !

Men are like houses, they are still popular even if you increase the price. Women are like cars, they are hard to sell even if you discount them.

An unmarried man is like a rough house, rough and stiff.

Work is the location, appearance is the house type, and economic conditions are the size of the area. An unmarried woman is a new model car, brand new and beautiful.

Origin is the brand, appearance is the car model, and quality is the engine power.

Men love cars, women love houses; when men buy a car, they don’t plan to drive it for life, but when women buy a house, they plan to live in it for life;

A good car makes a man proud, a good house makes a woman feel safe.

New cars are hard to drive, so drivers drive them very carefully; new houses are always ready to be remodeled with a sledgehammer, so decorators do it drastically;

New cars are depreciated as soon as they leave the store, become increasingly scratched and damaged, and are quickly overshadowed by newer models.

The house becomes old but it becomes more and more classic as people live in it. Even if the walls are knocked down and the doors and windows are smashed, its value will not decrease. When it is demolished, you can raise the price and make a fortune. A married man is a house renovated by a woman. It looks brand new and has complete facilities. As long as the location is good, its value will be maintained and increased.

A married woman is like an old car that has been driven by a man for 100,000 kilometers. No matter how beautiful the appearance of the car is at this point, it can never be as beautiful as a new car. A good engine is more important.

A well-renovated house is very attractive to women who don’t have a house. There are always some who don’t want to go through the trouble of decorating and just want to live in it for free. Even if a brand-name car is an old model, it still looks good, so it’s not surprising that some people come over to take a look.

A divorced man is like a second-hand house. These days, second-hand houses are more popular than newly launched houses. No matter how many times they change hands, they will definitely become more expensive each time. A divorced woman is like a second-hand car. The price will be reduced by half after each transfer. After two transfers, it will be directly taken to the scrap collection station.

When buying a second-hand house, most people will renovate it; when buying a second-hand car, people generally don’t feel comfortable using it.

For a divorced man, it is a wise choice to find a woman who does not intend to make major changes to transform you; for a divorced woman, finding a gentle and considerate man who does not step on the accelerator recklessly is a support for the rest of her life!

Dedicated to those who love each other but cannot be lovers! Send to all your friends. Someone will definitely say to you tonight: Actually, I care about you living your ordinary life well and let others be glorious.

Happiness is not how big the house is, but how sweet the laughter in the house is; Happiness is not how luxurious the car you drive is, but whether you can drive home safely; Happiness is not how beautiful the lover is, but how bright the lover’s smile is; Happiness is not how many sweet words you hear, but having someone say to you when you are sad: It’s okay, I am here!