Laughing too much will make you pregnant! Newly married men and women must experience such embarrassment

Laughing too much will make you pregnant! Newly married men and women must experience such embarrassment

Newly married men often exhibit some embarrassing behaviors. Do you want to know? Let’s take a look together below.

LESSON 1: Wrong outfit and underwear

Narrator: Xie Yiting, a 25-year-old pediatrician.

My guy is stylish and a standard handsome guy. On our honeymoon, we went to the Maldives, and when we arrived at the hotel, we were both looking forward to having a perfect sex.

When he took off his coat, I saw that he was wearing a clean, tight pair of gray CK underwear, which was extremely sexy. As for myself, I was wearing an old, yellowed bra, and my underwear was a very tacky style with floral patterns bought from the market.

I felt so ashamed that I lost all my excitement. Although he kept trying and kept telling me it was okay, I still felt very inferior and that love was so boring.

Experience summary: A woman’s appearance is important, but the choice of underwear is more important.

Men's sexual desire is often proportional to the sophistication of women's underwear, and sexy underwear can also increase women's confidence and charm. Therefore, you should develop the habit of wearing good underwear in your daily life, so that no matter what the occasion, you can calmly welcome his sexual intercourse.

Sex Skills Forum LESSON 2: Wrong Concepts and Props

Narrator: Masa, a 23-year-old kindergarten teacher.

I live in a relatively conservative family and knew almost nothing about sex before I met him. I even thought that kissing would lead to pregnancy, and I was often worried about it. Later, he told me what pregnancy was all about.

On the wedding night, to be on the safe side, I bought 7 types of condoms and 3 types of oral contraceptives, including one for women, but I had no idea how to use it.

Afterwards, he and I didn't feel the sweetness of sex at all. It was more like we had experienced it at a contraceptive products expo. He still jokingly complains that it was my props that ruined a perfect start to their marriage.

Conclusion: It is right to take precautions before problems arise, but there is no need to be too cautious and become overly nervous.

During your honeymoon, you should master the correct contraceptive knowledge, but don't be burdened by the tools. In many cases, just the right amount is enough. Don't imagine that using two layers of condoms can double the contraceptive effect. This will not only make him feel uncomfortable, but also make you uncomfortable.

LESSON 3: Wrong caressing and pampering

Narrator: A 26-year-old programmer from the Netherlands.

My husband and I had no sexual experience before we got married, and our common wish was to save this most ecstatic moment for our wedding night. My best friend told me that if I could adopt a positive and proactive attitude and warm up my body first, his emotions would be infected by me, and he would have more happiness and less pain and trouble.

So, on the wedding day, I took the initiative with him as the book said and caressed his private parts with my fingers and lips, but I never expected that after I did as the book said, he ejaculated before he even entered my body.

Conclusion: Sex is a process that requires practice. Generally, a man’s premature ejaculation may come from his first sexual intercourse. A man who has no sexual experience has no idea what to expect; he is simply excited about the pleasure he is about to feel.

Therefore, during the first sexual intercourse, both parties should communicate more and it is extremely important to be equal. Don't just cater to his pleasure, but put yourself in the position of the person involved and experience it together with him.

Sex Skills Forum LESSON IV: Wrong hints and guidance

Narrator: Maimai, 23 years old

Learn from the movies and make a fool of yourself: the embarrassing behavior of newlyweds

Accounting firm. I am a victim of a magazine. The magazine said that the clitoris is a very sexually sensitive part of a woman, and that it is located relatively high up. So during sexual intercourse, men should try to move their penis forward as much as possible so that it can get close to the clitoris and increase the woman's sexual pleasure by rubbing the clitoris.

When newly married. The first time we had sex, I kept hinting and guiding him to do this, but afterwards, I didn't get the kind of pleasure described in the magazines. I even felt a little uncomfortable. In the end, I had to change to a normal position. But this time I seemed to be very adaptable and satisfied. I really don't understand why.

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