30 ways a man's sperm dies

1. If you don't send troops for a long time, you will be depressed to death.

2. Suddenly one day, I was ready to go and was so excited that I died.

3. Hundreds of billions of brothers rushed in and squeezed to death.

4. When they came out, they found out that the owner had solved the problem himself and died unjustly.

5. Being splashed to the ground and falling to death.

6. Being sprayed against the wall and killed.

7. Wiped off with toilet paper and air dried to death.

8. After being wiped off, it was thrown into the trash can and suffocated to death.

9. One day, you’ll be on the right track, be the first to reach the finish line, and die with joy.

10. The second one to reach the finish line found that he was just one step late and was so angry.

11. The third one arrived at the finish line. He was so jealous when he saw others were so affectionate.

12. If you can’t run to the finish line, you can take a tour along the way. If you get lost, you may faint.

13. Those who are exhausted will die of exhaustion while running.

14. When you run to the finish line but don’t see any eggs, you will be so disappointed.

15. I ran to the finish line and saw an egg. I was so happy that I died.

16. When I ran to the finish line, I saw two eggs. I was so nervous.

17. To be accepted by an egg, to die of pride.

18. Being accepted by two eggs is awesome.

19. Being rejected by the egg, I am ashamed to death.

20. Because of the safety measures taken, all the brothers fell into the condoms and were crushed to death by their own brothers.

21. A knot was tied at the end of the condom, causing suffocation to death.

22. I was surprised to find a pinhole in the condom.

23. After rushing out, they found that the condom was thrown into the water and they drowned.

24. I found a tadpole in the water that looked similar to me, but it was black and looked like it came from Africa. It was so funny.

25. The tadpoles were angered and swallowed up many of their own brothers. It was scary.

26. When we set out for the second time, one of our brothers was covered in saliva, which was disgusting.

27. Those who were not killed by nausea were later killed by gastric acid.

28. The responsible brothers were donated and placed in a freezer, where they froze to death.

29. Cold-resistant, because it has never been used, waiting to die.

30. Except for one brother who grew up, the rest died in vain.