6 surprising aspects of being afraid of your wife

Recently, after a Weibo post with the keywords "Six Stages of Being Afraid of Wife" appeared, countless netizens rushed to happily forward it and add passionate comments. Netizens burst into laughter until their stomachs hurt, and they admired "this wife's management of her husband, which made all the previous management techniques become nothing more than clouds."

Level 1: Turn your address book into an archive

At this level, the husband should clearly mark the gender and social relationship of each contact in his mobile phone. The information provided should be comprehensive, especially for women. The mobile phone number should be told to the wife so that she can check it at any time to judge the degree of enthusiasm; the woman's Weibo address should be clearly marked to facilitate the wife to fully understand her social circle. The most important thing is to indicate in the notes the woman’s height, age, appearance, zodiac sign, and other “safety ranges” set in advance by the wife.

Level 2: Detailed annotation of call records

The requirement for this level is that the monthly call records must be printed on time. If the call time exceeds 1 minute, or the call is made during non-working hours, the reason must be actively and clearly stated for the wife to review.

Level 3: Anniversary memo + itinerary report

The third level requirement is that "wife's matters are always the most important." Detailed notes must be kept on wedding anniversaries, Women's Day, wife's physical examinations, etc., and each day must be sorted in chronological order and order of importance, with levels noted. One's own itinerary must also be marked, especially for gatherings with colleagues. At least two colleagues' numbers must be left for the wife to check on him.

Level 4: Only follow your wife on Weibo

The protagonist's mobile phone screen displays, in addition to his wife's Weibo, "Daily English Learning", "Career Guide" and so on.

Level 5: Always ready to buy in bulk for your wife

"Which woman wouldn't smile when she gets something she likes and is cheap?" In order to make both the husband and wife smile, the male protagonist is willing to be a discerning secretary. “People who have done group buying know that the information won’t be updated until 12 o’clock at night!” Therefore, the man has to “work the night shift” every night, “please his wife at any time and give her surprises on his own initiative.”

Level 6: Kissing my wife after get off work

"My phone contains nothing but photos of my wife," he is convinced that his wife is the most beautiful! He reviews the photos before leaving get off work every day and kisses each one.