How men react to their wives cheating on them

How men react to their wives cheating on them

American Man

After catching his wife in bed with another man, he picked up the phone and called a lawyer, drafting a divorce agreement and a civil complaint: property split equally, and demanding 10 million yuan in compensation for mental damages.

British men

I opened the door and sat down in the living room when I saw a man in disheveled clothes rushing out of the bedroom and running away. I politely reminded him, "Sir, please close the door!"

Russian men

Knowing that a man had hooked up with his wife, he found that guy and said, "Sabre or gun, duel!" After further negotiation, they decided to have a drinking contest, and after drinking eight and a half bottles, they both agreed that vodka was the best woman.

French men

I opened the door and sat down in the living room when I saw a man in dishevel rushing out of the bedroom and running away. I hurriedly shouted, "Dude, you wore my shoes by mistake!"

German men

As soon as he opened the door and sat down in the living room, he saw a man in disheveled clothes rushing out of the bedroom and running away. He immediately took out a tape measure and drawing tools, and after precise calculations, he designed and manufactured a set of advanced home anti-theft equipment and applied for a patent.

Palestinian men

After finding out his wife was having an affair, he calmly tied a bomb around her waist and sent her to the car.

Italian men

When I got home in the middle of the night, I saw a man's feet sticking out from under the bed. He then made a cup of coffee and brought it to the bottom of the bed, and asked kindly, "Do you want sugar in your coffee?"

Japanese men

He broke into the hotel room where his wife was having a tryst with her lover, recorded the sex scene with a camera, and made two discs. He sold one to a pornographic website and kept the other for himself.

Chinese men

He divorced his wife immediately, and then secretly met with his ex-wife, hating her while meeting her: "Fuck him, he cheated on me, I will cheat on him too!"

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